The Universal Grade Change Form


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To: Professor _______________
From: ____________________

I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:

__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:

__Medical School
__Graduate School
__Dental School
__Fraternity/Sorority
__The Mickey Mouse Club
__Tri County Tech

__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______.

__5. I'll lose my scholarship.

__6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me.

__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

__10. You are prejudiced against:

__ Males
__ Blacks
__ Females
__ Jews
__ Catholics
__ Whites
__ Protestants
__ Minorities
__ Chicanos
__ Students
__ People

__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:

__ mono
__ broken baby finger
__ acute alcoholism
__ pregnancy
__ VD
__ fatherhood

__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

__16. The lectures were:

__ too detailed to pick out important points.
__ not explained in any sufficient detail.
__ your class was far too boring.
__ all jokes and not enough material.
__ all of the above.

__17. This course was:

__too early, I was not awake.
__at lunchtime, I was hungry.
__too late, I was tired.

__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.

__19. Other reason: __________________.






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Posted by Quado Oct 14, 2003

how did you know that the world needed this? Thank you

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Posted by arjun Oct 14, 2003

this ones really good newf!!

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Posted by Gr8Girl Jun 24, 2004

I THINK I WOULD HAVE 'CHECKED' ALL THOSE EXCUSES....HE MIGHT BELEIVE ATLEAST ONE. GOOD JOB...KEEP ON POSTING!

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

hey, u rekon dat'l wrk on ma teachers dis yr?? lol worth a try!

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 17, 2005

many smilies man

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Posted by seandidy Oct 02, 2005

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Posted by speedywheels Jun 22, 2006

I could use this form next year.

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 03, 2006

I'm going to use this!! how did u know?

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