Passing A Parrot

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said, "Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."

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Posted by datra16 Aug 17, 2003

that is GREAT!!!!!!!! lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Jun 13, 2006

realy funny

Comment score: -1  

Posted by mgc710 Jun 13, 2006

i dont get it

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Aug 26, 2007

for you mgc710 i get ticked when people don't explain jokes that i don't get that they do, so i'll explain this to you now, even tho u were wondering over a year ago. the bird means the woman knows what the bird wants to say. hope that helps

Comment score: 4  

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