The Drunk

Joke ID#238
Funny (2.86)
Rating (0.98)
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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A drunk guy stumbles into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "No way, you've had enough."
So the drunk leaves.
The drunk then enters the bar from the rear door and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender refuses and asks the drunk to leave.
The drunk comes back into the bar through the front door and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Listen, I'm not giving you a damn drink, you're already drunk enough."
The drunk says, "DAMN, MAN! How many bars do you work at?"

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Posted by kiwioz9 Mar 17, 2003

Hehe love it

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