God's Work


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Joke ID#2101
Funny (2.99)
Rating (0.6)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Byprimevil999
Corrected By Gizzer
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There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him.

Jim said, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."

So, the man in the boat drove off.

The water rose higher, so Jim climbed onto his roof. At that time, another boat came along, and the person in that one told Jim to get in.

Jim replied, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."

The person in the boat then left.

The water rose even more, and Jim climbed onto his chimney. A helicopter came along and lowered a ladder for him. The woman in the helicopter told Jim to climb up the ladder and get in.

Jim said, "That's okay."

The woman said, "Are you sure?"

Jim replied, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me."

Finally, the water rose too high and Jim drowned. Jim got to heaven and was face-to-face with God.

Jim said to God, "You told me that you would take care of me! What happened?"

God replied, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"






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Posted by Gizzer Aug 13, 2003

Amen!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by vvz227 Aug 31, 2003

hahahaha!! lol!!!! EXCELLENT!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by hilo Sep 12, 2003

oh god, this is too funny!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 12, 2006

I've heard it a lot, and it's not funny anymore, but I remember how hard I laughed when I first heard it, so I'll rate you based on that. I like bacon!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

Bacon?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Fathead Oct 05, 2012

Faith without works, man.

Comment score: -1  

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