One Of Our Friends


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Joke ID#2100
Funny (3.09)
Rating (2.22)
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Submitted Byprimevil999
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A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"





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Posted by einat17 Aug 02, 2003

That really funny!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by primevil999 Aug 04, 2003

yea i no

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Posted by sarcastic_brat53 Aug 29, 2003

LOL That's Funny!

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Posted by primevil999 Nov 01, 2003

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal good 1

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Posted by cherokeeindian Dec 30, 2003

lol

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Posted by aeropostale101 Feb 10, 2004

Great joke but why is it rated pg-13?

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Posted by primevil999 Mar 24, 2004

i don't know

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Posted by arjun Mar 24, 2004

its a cute-un

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Posted by cyf360n Apr 05, 2004

i dont get it

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Posted by arjun Jul 21, 2004

UP-STANDING joke!! LOL

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Posted by thejoke Jul 23, 2004

very funny

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Posted by r4inbo3br1t3 Feb 08, 2005

A wee-bit dirty,but still good

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Posted by marigold May 02, 2005

i don't get it. could someone explain?

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Posted by sugar May 08, 2005

This was hilarious It was one of the best ones on the site

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Posted by Toocute2b4gotten Jun 16, 2005

That was funny. lllllooooolllll aeropostale101 cock dick get it?

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Posted by 2006 Jun 16, 2005

OOHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT!!!!! It took me a while!!! Must be the black blonde in me.

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Posted by hamburger Jun 17, 2005

I dont get it.

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Posted by irishflower Jul 06, 2005

DUDE ITS A CACA-RAOCH SHE SHALL NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR A WEEK

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Posted by seraphim Jul 16, 2005

hmmmm...I thought she had to do without cock for a week. Maybe I just have a dirty mind Either way.. I still love the joke!

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 21, 2005

yes, mom will have to do without a cock for a week!

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Posted by primevil999 Aug 02, 2005

lol caca-roach? i said COCK-aroach lmao!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Apr 01, 2008

lmao hillarious

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Posted by Hugme12 Apr 25, 2008

hahahahahahahaha Sucks for mom. Let's just hope dad doesn't step on ny cats.

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