Who Pushed Me?!?!?!?

Joke ID#2074
Funny (3.1)
Rating (0.91)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Celanba
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"

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Posted by surf243 Aug 06, 2003

Funny & Original

Comment score: 3  

Posted by smartie_pants Jul 11, 2005

I dont get it???

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 04, 2005

i keep comin back 2 this one, now it has 2 go 2 my faves. love it.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 24, 2005

he didnt swim across because he wanted the money or the daughter but coz some-one else pushed him in so now he wants to get his own back gr8 joke

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mydarklife Sep 14, 2006

HOLARIOUS its going to the favs and if i could id give it 2 smiles

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