Not your Dad

Joke ID#2071
Funny (3.07)
Rating (1.24)
CategoryMen / Women  
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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

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Posted by letswarmup45 Oct 17, 2005

i have heard this joke except it used the president and his family instead

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Posted by Guitarbui Apr 05, 2006

This Joke comes from an old song by the Skatalites entitled "Shame and Scandal", but in the song, it's a boy in trinidad who asks his father about three lafies in turn, and receives the reply "That girl is your sister but your momma don't know"

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