10 Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like


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10. Hey! Now there's a gift!

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this




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Posted by sillysausage4567 Jul 30, 2005

Good advice!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 04, 2005

i just LOVE #'s 5 and 6, these are hilarious!!!! nice one, alex

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

i like #2 the best

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Posted by Celanba May 07, 2006

I love number 6! Keep up the great work!!

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