The Parrot


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Joke ID#1991
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Rating (1.66)
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Submitted Bydatra16
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first ... that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes he says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room, and waited for it to say something.

The bird carefully looked around the room, then it looked at her and said, "New house ... new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the parrot looked at both of them, and said, "New house ... new madam ... new hookers."

The girls were at first a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the whole situation. She then began to think about how to explain this to Keith, her husband.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. Before he had time to close the door, the bird took one look at him and said, "Hi Keith."






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Posted by fauck Aug 18, 2004

what does the thing at the end mean?? how did the parrot know his name??

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Posted by pink Aug 20, 2004

the bird worked at a whore house, and since he knew keith keith must have gone to the whore house! her husband has been cheating on her with hookers! get it?

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Posted by fauck Aug 22, 2004

oh, ok. yes, i do get it.

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Posted by darkleexxx Sep 12, 2004

ROFL!!!!!!!

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Posted by rae09 Mar 25, 2005

what's hookers

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Posted by dogdude Apr 17, 2005

lol

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Posted by buttons Sep 22, 2005

Excellent joke. Well done

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Posted by idiot_genius May 03, 2006

umm, a hooker is a woman who ,umm, sells herself to men. ewww. Good joke though! lmao!

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Posted by speedywheels May 07, 2006

Freaky, but funny

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Posted by zakp May 17, 2006

Great joke! ..... and rae09 how do you not know what a hooker is?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 06, 2006

Probably because he is a little kid! Not everybody that comes on here is 13 and up!

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

lol but really tho if he/she is under it should b filtered

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 10, 2007

well this wus prb rated pg 13 earlier, but now its just pg. Great joke!!

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 10, 2007

well this wus prb rated pg 13 earlier, but now its just pg. Great joke!!

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Posted by salem33466 Jun 29, 2007

lol

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 23, 2007

hahahah!

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Posted by Fathead Feb 28, 2009

I get it: Keith was NOT new.

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Posted by rac76 Mar 10, 2009

lol..Great Joke!!

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