Suicidal Blonde

Joke ID#196
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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By lyris
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One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her head. Her husband screams, "NO DON'T DO IT! I'm sorry!"

To which the blonde replies "SHUT UP! You're next!"

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 01, 2005

i heard this joke on another site, still funny!

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Posted by mathlover639 Nov 23, 2005

does she point the gun to the woman's head, or her own self's head?

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 25, 2006

Her own head, obviously. Whenever the pronoun he or she is used, it refers to the last person mentioned of that gender.

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Posted by Alexeagle Apr 03, 2008

the joke's called suicidal blonde

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