3 couples and Church

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Posted by fauck Jun 16, 2005

what the hell is home depot. i dont understand this at all.

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jul 05, 2005

home depot is a store & she droped the paint in the store & ... you know the rest

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Posted by fauck Jul 06, 2005

so how the hell we gonna know it is a store? it doesnt say so. so unclear. see, that's why i dont understand so many jokes. unclear stuff.

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 13, 2005

fauck, they dont want to EXPLAIN it in the joke, it would ruin it! imagine if the last line were, "yea, and we cant come back to Home Depot either, 'which is a store where they sell home supplies!'" then it would get a horrible rating, thats why we can comment on the joke to help people understand it! thank you

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Posted by fauck Jul 14, 2005

that's true but i get annoyed when it isn't clear. and how many countries in the world does home depot sell in anyway? i never heard of it and how can everyone know?? that's the problem.

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Posted by Misty Aug 12, 2005

Fauck, Home Depot is a store where thy sell stuff for home improvment like paint, carpets, and all that sort of stuff. Home depot is common in the U.S so usually people know what they are talking about

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Posted by Celanba May 14, 2006

fauck, you live in another country right? Just wondering.

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Posted by fauck May 15, 2006

of course i do.

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Posted by idiot_genius May 23, 2006


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Posted by fauck May 24, 2006


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Posted by fauck Jun 02, 2006

i am not lying, i live in asia and i never left and not my famiy left also

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Posted by fauck Jun 02, 2006

and stop invading my privacy and wanting to know EVERYTHING about me. i don't ask about you or anyone else here, why do you people always ask about me?

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Posted by fame Jan 08, 2013

Cuz ppl like us might think your just a troll :/

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