Potential vs Reality


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Joke ID#1947
Funny (3.01)
Rating (2.42)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byavril_lavigne
Corrected By Newf
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A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His
mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."




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Posted by fauck Sep 04, 2004

what is this about??

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Posted by mnmork2 Apr 10, 2005

DUPE!!

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Posted by fauck Jun 29, 2005

WHAT does this mean??

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Posted by fauck Jul 02, 2005

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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Posted by fauck Jul 27, 2005

what does this mean??

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Posted by fauck Jul 31, 2005

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 24, 2005

it means that the kids realises that if his mum an his sister did sleep wid those guys they cud b millionaires *dats the potential bit* but in reality those guys prob wudnt sleep with them so the kid thinks that they r sluts *dats da reality part* ok?? v. gd joke!!

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Posted by fauck Aug 28, 2005

not really

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 31, 2006

Fauck, why do you even use this site? You don't understand any of the jokes!

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