Nuns and a Blind Man

Joke ID#1925
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Submitted Byalex1234
Corrected By DennysGirl
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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Posted by hilo Jul 26, 2003

ahahaha "gazongas"

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Posted by thegermangemini Aug 11, 2004

Why did they strip completely naked? Couldn't they have kept their undies on? And what kind of NUN paints in the nude??? For shame! LOL Do nuns even wear undies???

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