Little Johnny

Joke ID#1903
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby, so Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The mother, a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes ... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses."

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Posted by fauck Jul 01, 2005

what does this mean??

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 26, 2005

ok, lil' j's mom was telling him not to say anything bad about the kid w/ no ears, he had been doing good... then when he said that last line, his mom probably got mad at him... ugh, i didnt explain that clearly, oh well, do u get it???!!!

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Posted by fauck Jul 26, 2005

after thinking yes i do get it. thanks.

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Posted by Strogg_man Feb 04, 2007

come on fuack that joke was jalarious

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