Doctor's Orders

Joke ID#1897
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Submitted Byalex1234
Corrected By lyris
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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Posted by newf Jul 24, 2003

That one always puts a smile on my face. Keep up the good work.

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Posted by dakini1 Aug 09, 2003

grin :b

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Posted by Fathead Jan 17, 2012

Clearly either she does love her, or at least not "that much".

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