Plastic, or Rubber?


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Joke ID#187
Funny (2)
Rating (0.94)
CategoryGross  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By mgc710
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A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him. The drunk is mumbling, "Looks like plastic, feels like rubber." While looking at something in his hand.
The man asks the drunk if he may see what he means. The man feels the object and says, "It does look like plastic and feels like rubber. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replies, "From my nose."




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Posted by kiwioz9 Mar 15, 2003

Ewwww!! lol

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Jul 28, 2005

Eeww!

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 28, 2005

Eeww!

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

thats gross!! raises giggles tho!! lol

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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

ewwwwwwwwwwww

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