The Funeral

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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ...I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

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Posted by smartie_pants Jul 25, 2005

Im sorry, I didn't get that one. perhaps if i knew what the last two jobs were?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Jul 28, 2005

A proctologist is a physician who specialises in anus and rectum disorders and a gynaecologist specialises in the female reproductive system. Get it? Funny and yeah , I wud hav fainted 2.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by taran083 Dec 10, 2005

I agree, this was definitely a good joke. It does take a bit of terminology know-how but i cant think of a better way to word it. Good job! im very impressed

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Alexeagle Nov 28, 2007

thanx for explaining ntsoaky

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Hugme12 Feb 29, 2008

omfg it's even funnier when you picture it in your head

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