Clever lil boy


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Joke ID#1823
Funny (3.07)
Rating (2.47)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By tsurt
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A lil boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where`s Mom and Dad? " and she replied, "They`re up in bed," so the lil boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "Where`s Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They`re still up in bed," and the lil boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.
Then the lil boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where`s Mom and Dad?" and his grandmother replied "They`re still up in bed" and the little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What give's? Every time I tell you they`re still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?"
The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue instead."



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Posted by sarcastic_brat53 Aug 29, 2003

hehehe That's really funny!

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Posted by deepsea Aug 08, 2005

that little kid has problems still funny though

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Posted by violasrule Feb 04, 2006

BIG PROBLEMS

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Posted by dulinski102 Feb 24, 2006

HE SUPER-GLUED THEIR THINGS TOGETHER?!?!?!?!

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Posted by Omni715 Jun 21, 2006

i've always wondered what it's like if that happened. that's a lot of pain.

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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 22, 2006

omg!! hilarious!!

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Posted by willieslim Apr 04, 2008

Ouch... just ouch.

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