Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk


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Customer: "Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!"

Cashier: "Sir, I already told you... we don't have ANY hammers back here that aren't already stocked on the shelves."

Customer: "LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!"

(At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what's going on; note that I'm the manager.)

Me: "Is there a problem?"

Customer: "Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!"

Me: "Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don't have what you're looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–"

Customer: "F**K THAT!!! IT'S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!"

Me: "That's it. Get out of my store."

Customer: "What? NO!"

Me: "Sir, get out, or I have to take you out."

Customer: "Then do it!"

(I go around the counter and approach the customer. I yank him by his collar & drag him to the door.)

Me: "Now, then... you wanna apologize and maybe come back in?"

Customer: "No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!"

Me: *puts the customer down*

Customer: *confused* "... What is it?"

(I turn back to the cashier, who nods in approval. I then turn back to face the customer.)

Me: "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!" *kicks customer out of store and slams door*




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