Damn English!

Joke ID#17937
Funny (2.08)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byevil996
Corrected By boodler
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Husband messages his wife on his cellphone: Hi, wat R U doing honey?

Wife replies: I'm dying

Husband is delighted and jumps with joy, but texts: OMG! How am I gonna live without u?

Wife replies: u idiot. I'm dying my hair

Husband: *@&!#*/ English

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