What We Learn from Movies 2


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1. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
2. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
3. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
4. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
5. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.
6. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
8. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
9. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
10 Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
11. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.
12. When someone has a good reason for doing something, they will most likely be hated by everyone.





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Posted by dsquared Mar 17, 2003

Heh, I love this list... some very amusing thoughts in there.

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 20, 2005

7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a WOMAN tries to clean his wounds.

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 23, 2006

Good one!!!!

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Posted by x0Lindsey Aug 24, 2006

So funny! The one about the haunted house is great.

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 16, 2006

n there's one that says , 1 guy is able to kill 10/20 guys shooting at him, with/without a gun! Ha ha! Good joke

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 27, 2007

lol Great joke!

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Posted by popesantaxiv Dec 08, 2007

AWESOME!

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Posted by mth_lvr Aug 28, 2008

never cut the blue wire,stick to red

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Posted by evil996 Nov 10, 2009

I always thought of #5. why dont they just shoot their brains out and get it over with.

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Posted by luna103 Apr 02, 2011

so true! SO true!!

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