The Queen Visits Canada
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| Joke ID | #17804 |
| Funny |    (2.77) |
| Rating |   (1.6) |
| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | djsquid1000    |
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The queen of England was
visiting one of Canada's top
hospitals, and during her
tour of the floors she passed
a room where a male patient
was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the
Queen, "That's disgraceful,
what is the meaning of
this???"
The doctor leading the tour
explains, "I'm sorry your
ladyship, this man has a very
serious condition where the
testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that
five times a day, they would
explode and he would most
likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the
Queen.
On the next floor they
passed a room where a
young nurse was giving a
patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the
Queen, "What's happening in
there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same
problem, better health plan."
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