Genital Auction
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| Joke ID | #17803 |
| Funny |    (2.3) |
| Rating |   (1.84) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | djsquid1000    |
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Wife : "I dreamt they were
auctioning off dicks. The big
ones went for ten dollars
and the thick ones went for
twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the
ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave
away."
Husband : "I had a dream
too...I dreamt they were
auctioning off cunts. The
pretty ones went for a
thousand dollars, and the
little tight ones went for two
thousand."
Wife : "And how much for
the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they
held the auction."
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