The Meaning Of Definately
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| Joke ID | #17802 |
| Funny |   (2.85) |
| Rating |   (1.44) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | djsquid1000    |
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A kindergarten teacher one
day is trying to explain to her
class the definition of the
word "definitely" to them. To
make sure the students have
a good understanding of the
word, she asks them to use it
in a sentence. The first
student raised his hand and
said "The sky is definitely
blue". The teacher said,
"Well, that isn't entirely
correct, because sometimes
it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass
is definitely green." The
teacher again replies "If grass
doesn't get enough water it
turns brown, so that isn't
really correct either."
Another student raises his
hand and asks the teacher
"Do farts have lumps?" The
teacher looked at him and
said "No...But that isn't really
a question you want to ask in
class discussion." So the
student replies, "Then I've
definitely shit my pants."
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