High Speed Chase

Joke ID#1764
Funny (2.41)
Rating (0.59)
Submitted Byachillesfeb17
Corrected By anchmike
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a red ferari speeding down a country road being chased by a squad car.

They try to lose him by darting into a forest behind a farm.

The trio ditch the car and decide to each hide in three burlap sacs on the ground.

The cop who was really close on their tail went up to each sac.

The cop kicked the first sac and the brunette inside said;

"Woof woof"

"Oh it's just a dog."

Then he kicked the second sac,

Inside that sack the redhead said;

"Meow Meow"

"Oh, it's just a kitten.

Then the cop went up to the third sac with the blonde inside and kicked it

The blonde said

"Potato potato"

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Posted by Rainbowlou Aug 12, 2003


Comment score: 2  

Posted by Nicky101 Dec 10, 2004

funny! I heard it before and I was about to submit it but you did already.

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Posted by lilhotty4394 Jan 12, 2005

Nice joke!! I like it! I haven't heard it before!! Thanks for making me laugh.

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Posted by Animeladd May 01, 2005

Haha I've heard it before but its still good ^_~

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