Watered Down

Joke ID#1755
Funny (1.95)
Rating (1.55)
Submitted Bypeaches
Corrected By absy
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I woke up one morning knowing I was going to have a bad day.

I went to put on my shirt, but when i picked it up, one of the buttons fell off. When i went to put on my pants the button fell off of them too. I went downstairs to eat my breakfast, my toast fell off the plate. By then i was getting very frustrated. I picked up my brief case, and as you have guessed by now, something fell off.

I decided to walk to work. When I got in I told my boss, "I've really got to use the bathroom."

He said, "Why didn't you use it at home?"

I replied, "Because everything I touched, something fell off so I'm afraid."

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Posted by mathlover639 Nov 25, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by popesantaxiv May 15, 2006

whatever he touched at home fell off, so he's afraid that if he touched his THING at home, it might fall off, which is why he wanted to use the restroom at work.

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