Break the Bread


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Joke ID#17347
Funny (2.26)
Rating (1.41)
CategoryGross  
Submitted Byevil996
Corrected By DennysGirl
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A woman is walking down the street with a pack of menstrual pads in her hand, after buying them from the store. A homeless guy comes by and kindly asks for money. The woman says she has no change. So, the guy being a smartass says, "Can I have some of that bread in your hand?" The woman being a bigger smartass says, "Meet me tomorrow and I will give it to you with some ketchup on it!"




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Posted by evil996 Sep 22, 2009

why do ppl rate my jokes so low? i mean, there are many other worse jokes than mine and they are saved better. WTF? I am a newbie here Plz show some mercy Plz. if its a dupe then delete it right away.

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Posted by evil996 Sep 22, 2009

sorry for the spelling mistakes if any. i meant RATED not saved. i am using my mobile phone to add comments.

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