Top 10 Signs


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Top 10 Signs of Having Swine Flu

1. Tears flow from your small eyes during a nightly bedtime reading of Three Little Pigs.

2. A small curly tail is growing at the top of your tailbone.

3. When called to dinner, you head directly to the trough in the backyard.

4. Your thumbs and big toes are missing.

5. You apply mud instead of suntan lotion on a sunny day.

6. You develop a liking for truffles.

7. At each meal you literally lick your plate clean.

8. You emit short snorts between sentences.

9. When friends visit you, they remark, "Man, this place is a pigsty!"

10. Fever accompanied by the smell of bacon.




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