Funny Signs


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Joke ID#17097
Funny (3.31)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byeggface
Corrected By boodler
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Funny Signs:

Tailor's Shop: Ladys have fits upstairs.

Restaurant: People who find the waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

Restaurant: We serve people like you as good food!

Mall: The lift is being fixed today. We regret that for the next 24 hours you will be unbearable.

Muffler Store: No appointment necessary, we will hear you coming.

Restaurant: Today's Special - Soup $5.00, Dessert $3.50, Children, $4.00.

Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.




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Posted by 5600113 Feb 07, 2009

these are not jokes. i think u copied it from a book!

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