Joke ID#16979
Funny (1.78)
Rating (1.72)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bykentrocks
Corrected By evil996
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I have no soul. yes, Thats why I'm an asshole!
I have somethin' up my ass and no, that ain't no mole.

I pick on everybody 'cause I'm a nobody.
My girlfriend left me.
Sometimes I go crazy and go out in the streets and yell "COME FUCK ME!"

Everyone asks me, "Hey, whats up your ass!".Yeah I know I've sucked a lot of ass.
The juices, oh, they are delicious as they come to pass.

As I sit behind my computer and write jokes, my mother chokes
On my cock. And I hear a knock.
And who is it? Its my friend, a Gay.
So, I send my mother away.
I do it hardcore.
I wont let him go 'til his ass is sore
Even though my dick is inches-four.

I have nothing to do 'cept suck on my dirty socks 'cause
I am such a butt-fucker, my mother traps me in my room with heavy locks.
Yes, thats me, I am KENTROCKS!

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Posted by Fable_Master Oct 13, 2008

I hate jokester more.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by then00b12 Oct 15, 2008

dude, some1 remove this joke, its sad, even if you do hate boodler and jokester, you don't have 2 do this. :O

Comment score: 4  

Posted by then00b12 Oct 15, 2008

boodler's cool, so STFU

Comment score: 6  

Posted by kentrocks Oct 18, 2008

i thought this wuz a jokesite? this is a joke, i thought it wuz funny, u guys just think its offensive.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by evil996 Nov 17, 2009

if you have balls, tell it to his face you as$hole!

Comment score: 2  

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