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Joke ID#16964
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byrhapsody17
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Are you sick of those stains on your carpet, the mess in the bathroom and kitchen? Are you worried that you will have to spend tons of money just to clean up what your loved one leaves behind? Now, you don't have to worry because you can have your very own..........................
new personalized husband!
The following is a list of the commands this product will perform:
1.It will clean up after itself.
2.It will stay out of your way.
3.It will keep the toilet seat down.
4.It will not talk back.
5.Worried about your kids? This baby can take care of anything!

Does this sound too good to be true? We forgot to mention...
It has an on/off switch!

Note: This product sold for a limited time only. Batteries not included.

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