Ohh I Need a Bike.


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Joke ID#16769
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Submitted ByHugme12
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Nick passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Nick ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"




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Posted by Smarty_Pants321 Dec 07, 2011

Ha ha!!! That is really funny!!!

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