Pet Store Bomb

Joke ID#16737
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Rating (1.17)
Submitted Byboodler
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A man goes into a pet store, plants a bomb, and as he leaves, calls out, "You have one minute to get out!"

At that, a tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, "You BASTARD!"

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