Idiots of the World 2


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Submitted Bymashfreak4077
Corrected By ComfyAndJoy
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Some may be offeneded by a few of these. This is not meant to hurt anyones feelings just to show how stupid some of our idols and leaders of the country are.

"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
- Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

"I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians."
- Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament

"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
- Tony Bennett, Singer

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650."
- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President




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Posted by vbguy101 Jul 15, 2008

you did one twice otherwise pretty funny, especially the condo(m) thing

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Posted by bennett43 Dec 17, 2008

the 6 i cant eat 8 one is the best

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