Rehiring Your Lawyer


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Joke ID#16691
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Submitted Byouchy1
Corrected By Fathead
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Make sure the lawyer YOU hire does not do any of these things:

1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you cocaine.

2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."

3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is,
they high-five each other.

4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

6. He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

7. A prison guard is shaving your head.

8. Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

9. He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

10. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

11. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally
McBeal once said ..."

12. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.

13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"

14. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

15. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM."

16. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."

Thank you for checking these precautions.




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Posted by chiliwormeater4 Jul 07, 2008

lol

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