Who Needs an Enemy When You Have Friends Like This?
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| Joke ID | #16587 |
| Funny |   (3.04) |
| Rating |   (1.23) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | Misbahulhaq     |
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A Bear and a Rabbit didn't like each other very much but were casual friends, One day they met a talking frog in a divine pond. The kind frog offered them each three wishes for being his guests.
The Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females.
The frog granted his wish. The Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. the Bear was amazed at Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
The Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
The Bear could not believe it and complained that Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Rabbit for his last wish.
The Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that this Bear was gay!" Qnd rode off as fast as he could!
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