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Joke ID#16583
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Submitted Byboodler
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Three hunters, Chuck, Thomas and Mick, are on safari. Unfortunately they are captured by cannibals, who start getting the cooking pots ready. The cannibal chief tells them they can each have one last wish.

"What's your last request?" he asks Chuck, an American.
"I'd like a steak," he replies, so the cannibals kill a wildebeeste and serve Chuck with his steak.

"What do you want?" the cannibal chief asks Thomas, a Londoner. "I'd like to smoke my cigar," which they let him do.

Then the chief asks Mick, an Irishman, "What's your last wish?" "I want you to kick my bum." "Be serious," says the chief. "Please do it - you promised," says Mick.

"OK," says the chief and delivers the requested kick. Mick then pulls out a gun, shoots the chief and a few other cannibals, while the rest run away. Chuck and Thomas are furious.

"Why didn't you do that in the first place so we wouldn't have had to go through all that?" they ask Mick.

Mick replies, "Are you mad? If I had done that, the UN would have condemned me as the aggressor!"

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