103 Things to Do at Walmart (Part II)
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51.Try putting different types of woman's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
52.Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and place them in strategic locations.
53.Leave small gifts or sacrifices on the hands of mannequins.
54.Nonchantly "test" the brushes and combs in the Cosmetics.
55.When two people are walking ahead of you, run between them and say, "Red Rover"
56.Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror as you pick your nose.
57.Set up another battlefield with GI Joes and Barbies.
58.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
59.While no one's watching, quickly switch the signs of the men and women's signs at the bathroom.
60.Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watches everyone's jaws drop as you attempt to buy them.
61.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" in various funnels.
62.Hide in the clothes rackets and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone" to make them believe that the clothes are talking them.
63.Beg the greeters for a happy-face sticker. Stick it to your face and stand next to the greeter and copy what ever he/she does when they greet customers.
64.Go to the empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
65.Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and start stoking it lovelingly and say,"Good girl, good bessie"
66.Try on all the shoes in the shoe department, take out the papers from the boxes and throw them at various aisles.
67.Ask other customers if they have Grey Poupon.
68.If you're a woman try on men's clothes in the fitting room. Refuse and insist "But I am a MAN" if an attendant asks you anything. If you're a man vice versa.
69.Get boxes of condoms and randomly put it in people's carts when their not looking.
70.Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with strong perfume. Lean in and sniff them and say , "PEE-EEWWW, this perfume stinks.
71.Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.
72.Go outside to the payphone and call the store to page customer "Michael Myers" or "Harry Potter" etc.
73.Stand in front of the Prepartion H.Ask everyone who walks by which hemmerhoid remedy they would prefer, and then launch into a detailed description of your problem.
74.While your doing that, have markers and white-out ready. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" in the logo.
75.Crawl on the ground and pretend to be a cat, meow when people walk by, and crawl up against their leg. etc.
76.Take a chair to the Electronics, and tune in to the Young&and the Restless and start sobbing loudly.
77.Chase your friends with those electric cars up and down the aisles, tell your friends to pretend that they don't know you.
78.Ride the little rides for toddlers.Fit the character, if a horse act like a cowboy, etc. If a kid comes by and wants to ride it, start crying.
79.One word: STREAK!
80.Excessively use anything that says "Try Me"
81.Draw moustaches on all pictures and mannequins.
82.Walk up to the customer service and say,"I'll have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then try to return a toaster at McDonald's.
83.Start the madly scratch yourself and walk to people and ask them where the rash creams and lice remedies are.
84.When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities"
85.Tune all radios to the polka station; then turn them off and turn the volume to 10.
86.Try on crazy costumes and walk casually around the store.
87.Act suspciously by putting your arm in your jacket, go to the front and look around expecting the alarms to ring, then run away as fast as you can.
88.Balance EVERYTHING at the tip of your finger, nose, forehead, and head while singing the circus song.
89.Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.
90.Put lingerie in the men's department.
91.Put super sexy women's lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.
92.Stand in the sock aisle, give each package a stern lecture.
93.Spend hours staring at the blinking light and say "blink" when it blinks, don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
94.Put condoms on mannequin's hands and cigarettes in their mouths. (Safety: better if leave the cigarettes unlit.)
95.In the Garden Dept, hold your hands out while walking across the flowers and pretend to be "buzzing"
96.With friends, stage a "sit-in"in all the bean bags chains in the Furniture dept.
97.Walk up to a guy and say,"It's YOU!! I haven't see you in a long time!!" and kiss him. then say "Why didn't you call me and walk away. (much more effective if your a guy)
98.Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position as long as possible.
99.Start singing the oldies song in the megaphone.
100.Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is in?"Then start singing loudly, don't stop until you get kicked out.
101.Bark while trying on dog collars, have a friend put you on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying horse tacks and friends holding the reins.
102.Taking fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Fish Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.
103.With friends, make a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people walk by, and stand in it too. (Note: this actually works.)
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