103 Things to Do at Walmart (Part I)
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| Submitted By | then00b12    |
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Here are 103 things to do at Walmart. (Note this is very long)Not all of them are funny (IN my opinon)
1.Take shopping carts for the purpose of stranding them at strategic locations.
2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten intervals throughout the day.
4.Starting playing Kentball and see how many people you can get to join in.
5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6.Challenge other customers with tubes of gift wrap.
7.Leave cryptic messages in the typewriters.
8.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9.When people are behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, espically in narrow aisles.
10.Walk up to an employee and say in an offical tone, "I think we got Code 3 in the Housewares" and see what happens.
11.Get several of those frogs that croak when someone passes by from the Garden Dept. and place them in strategic locations.
12.Play with the automatic doors.
13.Walk up to complete strangers and say,"I haven't seen you in a long time," and see if they play along to avoid embarassement.
14.When you pass through the Clothing Dept, say really loudly," Who buys this JUNK anyway?"
15.Repeat #15 in the Jewlery dept.
16.Ride a display bicycle around the store; claim you were taking it for a test drive.
17.Follow people through the aisles, staying five feet from them, continuing doing this until they leave the store.
18.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your field.
19.As the cashier runs purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say,"OOH, magic"
20.Put M&M'S on a layaway.
21.Move, "Caution, Wet Floors" To the carpet area.
22.Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll invite them if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.
23.Test the fishing rods by seeing what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24.Ask other customers for a Grey Poupon.
25.Drape a blanket around your neck, and start saying,"I'm Batman, come Robin to the Batcave!"
26.TP as much of the store as possible.
27.Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
28.Play with the calculators by typing hello upside down.
29.When someone comes and asks if you need help, say,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30.Make up nonsense products and ask newly-hired employees if their are any in stock, i.e, "Do you have any Snerples here?"
31.Cover the entire TOYS section by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men
32.Start taking bets on the battle described above.
33.Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34.Dart around suspiciously and start humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
35.Run up to an employee (preferrably a male)while squeezing your legs and say you need tampons.
36.Try on bras on the sewing/fabric department.
37.Try on bras over your clothes.
38.Attempt to fit in very large gym bags
39.Attempt to fit others in very large gym bags.
40.Say things like,"Would you be so kind and direct me to your Twinkies"
41.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42.Two words: Marco Polo
43.Leave Cheerios in the Lawn and Garden and put pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44.Re-alphatize the CD's in the electronics.
45.Make a trail of orage juice leading to the bathrooms.
46.When someone looks away from their cart quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47.Relax in the Patio furniture store until you get kicked out.
48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, put yourself in a fatal position and say,"No it's those voices again!"
49.Pay layaways fifty cents at a time.
50.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink and explain that you don't go out much, and ask if they can put an umbrella in it.
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