Good News, Bad News
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| Joke ID | #16380 |
| Funny |    (2.47) |
| Rating |   (0.34) |
| Category | News / Politics |
| Submitted By | then00b12    |
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News reporter: We have received a radioed message from the airport and it goes something like this.
*STATIC*
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Guy: bad news, some guy jumped off the plane
Guy: good news, he had a parachute.
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Guy: bad news, it didn't work
Guy: good news, there is a haystack in the bottom
Guy: bad news, I see a pitchfork.
Guy: good news, he missed the pitchfork
Guy: bad news, he missed the haystack.
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