In the Eye of the Beholder


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Joke ID#16262
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Submitted Byboodler
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway, and after a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic; I was looking for $150."




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Posted by lolgirl Feb 09, 2008

I guess it's all in how you look at it!

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Posted by Smarty_Pants321 Dec 07, 2011

Ha ha!!! This is really funny!!!

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