Classic Oneliners
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| Joke ID | #16216 |
| Funny |    (2.18) |
| Rating |   (0.6) |
| Category | Tech |
| Submitted By | shenqiang     |
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Assorted Windows95 One-Liners
Dogs crawl under fences...Software crawls under Windows95
Scanning for viruses...Windows95 found...Please delete
Double your drive space...Delete Windows95
Friends don't let friends use Windows95
If at first you don't succeed...work for Microsoft
Turn your Pentium into a gameboy...Type "WIN" at the prompt
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good" - Bill Gates
Windows95...the best $159 Solitaire game you can buy
Activate your own virus... type "WIN" at the prompt
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None...
they just make d arkness the standard.
Windows is not a virus. Viruses do something!
The best way to accelerate Windows is through one
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