Young Lover


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Joke ID#1617
Funny (3.23)
Rating (1.38)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a bench near the food court and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said: "I have a 22-year-old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

She said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."

I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said: "BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"




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