How old am I?

Joke ID#1616
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Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...

"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"

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Posted by einat17 Nov 07, 2003

LOL!!!! I admit this is better than most of my jokes (that's something I don't usually admit!)

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 08, 2005

That's funny!

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Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 25, 2005


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Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 25, 2005


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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 21, 2006

very funny

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Posted by wizkid Dec 22, 2006

How many of you added the ages? That's funni.

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