Windows95 Compared to Jesus
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| Joke ID | #16132 |
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| Category | Tech |
| Submitted By | shenqiang     |
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If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
To find out, let's compare Windows95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:
Jesus Windows95
Said, "Surely I come quickly." Has been promised "any day now."
Is taking a lot longer to Is taking a lot longer to actually
actually arrive. arrive.
Can walk on water. Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly
gates. Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
Bible says, "In Him, all things Windows 95 doesn't even run all
are possible." possible Windows apps.
Started life as a carpenter. Turns perfectly good computers into
furniture.
Born in a manger. Resembles something found in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the
weak. Has weak memory protection.
Was raised from the dead. Was created from Windows 3.1.
Jesus performed great works for Windows 95 multitasking performance
the multitudes. barely works.
Jesus has no sin. Windows 95 has no shame.
By the way, I am not a Christian... and if this offends any Christians out there, I d on't really care. But you can email me if you t hink it will make you feel better.
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