28 Oz.

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Submitted Byboodler
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A woman called an auto parts store and asked for a 28-ounce water pump.

"What?" asked the confused parts guy.
She said, "My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."

"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?" asked the parts guy.

"A Datsun," replied the woman.

As the parts guy wrote down her request, a light went on in his head.

"Oh, yes, ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps," he said. "We also have 24-ounce and 26-ounce pumps." "Finally," she said. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."

"Yes ma'am," said parts guy, smiling, as he jotted down "Datsun 280Z water pump..."

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Posted by boodler Jan 21, 2008

The car that the water pump is wanted for is a Datsun 280Z, which the wife thought was a 28 Oz (ounce) water pump.

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Posted by Jessrox97 Jan 31, 2008

i dont get plz explain.

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Posted by rac76 Aug 19, 2008

It wasn't too funny, but it was cute. At least it brought a smile to my face.

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