Will you remarry if I die?


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Joke ID#1603
Funny (3.23)
Rating (1.26)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."




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Posted by alex1234 Jul 21, 2003

LMAO.... Newf you deserve to have the highest score on this site..all of your jokes are jilarious

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Posted by alex1234 Jul 21, 2003

and nope....jilarious wasn't a typo

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Posted by alex1234 Jul 21, 2003

(actually it was)

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Posted by hilo Jul 25, 2003

lofl this is too funny!!

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 06, 2003

ha ha ha!! thats a good one!

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Posted by arjun Oct 14, 2003

awe-som-mayhem!!

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Posted by adoontourious Oct 30, 2003

ROFL HAHAHAHAH I LOVE IT

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Posted by absy Dec 08, 2003

"Would she use my golf clubs?" His answer should have been "If she is right-handed." or "Not if she is left-handed." Him saying "No she's left-handed." He just admitted his cheating...*rofl* good one newf

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Posted by puzzler Apr 05, 2004

Too funny! --Maybe I should try this one at home...

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Posted by fauck Aug 18, 2004

don't understand this one...again.

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Posted by Arielle_x3 Jan 16, 2005

ive heard this one about 3 years ago on tv.

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Posted by r4inbo3br1t3 Feb 08, 2005

Newf,your jokes are always great,but this one is hilarious!

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Posted by claireh2012 Mar 05, 2005

that was SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSo funny

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Posted by munkieluver Mar 27, 2005

I liked that but you shouldn't have told right away that he is cheating. Overall it was Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives you your props*

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Posted by crazy_4_monkeys Apr 25, 2005

that was a good one !!! i would like slap and kill my husband if i were in that situation !!!

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Posted by Francie May 29, 2005

HEY!U R HOT .IT WAS GR8 HA!HA!HA!

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Posted by professor91210 Jun 02, 2005

hahahahahahahahaha so funny!!!

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

hehe that made my day...lol

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Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

hehe, nice!

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Posted by amansuh Jun 24, 2005

newf great job ur jokes r always awesome!!!!!! oh yea what does rofl mean? someone w/b

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Posted by seraphim Jul 15, 2005

HAHAHAHA!!! he's busted! great joke! ...Amansuh, ROFL means: Rolling On Floor Laughing

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

love it!

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 17, 2005

hahaha that took me a second to get it but hahahahaha that was great

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 06, 2005

THAT WAS AWSOME GREAT JOB!!! THATS GOLD!!!!!

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Posted by mathlover639 Nov 19, 2005

that is the funniest joke i've ever heard!

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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 10, 2006

That's crazy!!!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

if I was the wife the girl he was cheating with wouldnt be able to use the golf clubs after I had been through with him.

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

Nice!!!!!

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

yeah, if i got cheated on, i think i would like kill both of them.

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Posted by timmycool Jul 28, 2006

that was really good!

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Posted by sweetmariah Dec 17, 2006

oooooo i would kill himif i found out he was cheating on me.

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Posted by priotomoeamon Mar 26, 2007

...bwahhahahahahahahahahahaha.....goooood...that's nice one to start my afternoon..

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Posted by popesantaxiv Nov 19, 2007

HAWHAWHAW!!!!

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