Empty Stomach


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Joke ID#1602
Funny (3.01)
Rating (0.54)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Dawn830w
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Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."




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Posted by shimmermaid Nov 12, 2005

Oh...burn...HAHA Made me smile tho! You could just see it coming!

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Posted by cutiepoo56781234 Nov 12, 2005

she did it to her pastor?!

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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 22, 2006

omg!!

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