I like the way you Think

Joke ID#1601
Funny (2.53)
Rating (1.65)
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Celanba
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Little Johnny's school was having show and tell, so the teacher started a 'Guess What's Behind My Back' game. She went to her desk and picked something up.

"Okay class," she said, "guess what's behind my back. It's red, round, and shiny."

"I know, teacher! It's an apple!" shouted Little Johnny!

The teacher replied, "No little Johnny, it's a cherry, but I like the way you think."

The teacher went to her desk again and picked up another item.

"Okay class," she said, "what am I holding now? It's yellow, and soft.

"I know, teacher! It's a banana!

"No, Little Johny," said the teacher, "it's a tennis ball, but I like the way you think.

At this point little Johnny was frustrated. "Okay teacher," he said, standing up, "this one's for you!" He stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled it out with his hand closed around it. "Okay what am I holding? It's round, hard, and has a head.

Shocked the teacher yelled, "Little Johnny! Go to the office right now! That's inappropriate and you're in big trouble!"

"For what, teacher?" Little Johnny said, grinning, "It's just a quarter, but I like the way you think!"

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Posted by hilo Jul 14, 2003

what was the first item?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 14, 2005

probably a tomato... i liked it though

Comment score: 1  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 28, 2005

i thought if da 2nd 1 is a tennis ball, da 1st wud b a cricket ball.....

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Posted by lyris Apr 06, 2006

I don't get it...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Dawn830w May 07, 2006

hilo...the first item was a cherry. It is mentioned within the joke.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by boodler May 17, 2006

Heard this one years ago; this is a VERY poor version of it, but if I put on the correct version, it would be thrown out as a dupe!

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