Advice From Kids

Joke ID#1594
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1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14

10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 21, 2003

lol! thats cute

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Posted by fatty_lumpkin3 Sep 30, 2003

This is from "Chicken Soup for the Child's Soul." I read it years ago.

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Posted by orange_syrup Mar 14, 2006

i liked numbers 10 and 15...wish i had known that sooner....

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Posted by teen_wiz May 24, 2006

Sooooooooooooo cute!

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Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

Really, really funny. I'm still laughing. Very good joke. Give me more.

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 25, 2006

2 my faves.15 has me in stiches!

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